He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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