The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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