DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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