in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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