Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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