You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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