She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just sucked dick on a ferry
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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