Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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