I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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