It's a beautiful day for a hangover
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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