But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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