Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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