Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
