did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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