Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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