I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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