why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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