i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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