im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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