what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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