you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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