We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Randomize
