i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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