Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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