Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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