I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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