have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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