You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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