Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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