office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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