real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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