So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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