Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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