PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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