I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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