goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
