Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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