At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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