you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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