is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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