It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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