it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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