She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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