Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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