How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
COCAINE IS GR8
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