she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Randomize
