we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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