You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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