I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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