i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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