Midget sex pt 2 tonight
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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